The Eggsecutioner
Why We Picked The Eggsecutioner
The pitch for The Eggsecutioner fits on a postcard: pointing and clicking, again, slightly faster. Speed is the difficulty dial here, not complexity; the rules stay simple while the screen gets busier. It is the sort of game that eats four minutes and gives back a number. It kept its slot by never asking you to learn anything that dying once would not teach. For reference: 498 of 500 on the arcade shelf, 5.0 out of 5 from 3 ratings, and 142 plays.
How to Play
The page documents very little, so these are the things worth knowing before you spend time on it:
- Allow audio when the browser asks; a denied prompt leaves the game silent until reload.
- The next run starts from zero, which is why the first thirty seconds matter most.
- Stop after a run that makes you angry; the next attempt is usually worse.
Editor’s Note
A four-minute game. If you have longer than that, the shelf has better options. The shelf rewards repetition, so the page stays light: nothing to install, nothing to sign into, nothing to update.
Written by the UGFJD editorial team for this page. The publisher’s own description follows below, unedited.
Publisher Description
Supplied by the game’s publisher; reproduced as-is.
If you don't like eggs, this is the game for you!
Use the mouse or touch the screen to stop the marker in the middle of the bar
