Noob Huggy Kissiy

Why We Picked Noob Huggy Kissiy

Noob Huggy Kissiy is built from staying alive through waves that get worse, a few checkpoints and a map small enough to remember. The level is built around staying alive through waves that get worse, and the checkpoints are close enough that a mistake costs seconds. The art does the storytelling that the script does not. It stays because the checkpoints respect your time and the levels respect your intelligence. On the record: 1,905 plays, 4.4 out of 5 from 31 ratings, and 314 of 500 on the arcade shelf.

How to Play

What you actually do, in order:

• Steer with the arrow keys; the rest of the game is timing.
• Every wave is slightly worse than the last; the plan is to still be there at the end.
• Watch the frame rather than the character when the screen starts to move.

Editor’s Note

Playable with one hand, which is more than most platformers can claim. The category leans on level design rather than presentation, so the pages stay light and start quickly.

Written by the UGFJD editorial team for this page. The publisher’s own description follows below, unedited.