Crap Attack
Why We Picked Crap Attack
Crap Attack keeps its distance short and its retries free, which is the whole of its generosity. It is generous with retries and stingy with hints, which is the better combination. The art does the storytelling that the script does not. Its 2,470 plays are modest, which is what happens to a game asking for attention rather than reflexes. For reference: 4.5 out of 5 from 75 ratings, and 112 of 183 on the adventure shelf.
How to Play
The page documents very little, so these are the things worth knowing before you spend time on it:
- A game that runs at a fixed size will not fill a large monitor, and that is normal.
- Get through the route in one piece; the retry is cheaper than the detour.
- Retry immediately rather than stewing; the level is short and the pattern is fresh.
Editor’s Note
A ten-minute game per sitting, and it does not pretend otherwise. A level that cannot be finished is usually a route problem rather than a control problem, which is worth remembering.
Written by the UGFJD editorial team for this page. The publisher’s own description follows below, unedited.
Publisher Description
Supplied by the game’s publisher; reproduced as-is.
A man, a woman, a date, and tons and tons of pooh.
You are the miraculous pill that can fix the situation!
Try to keep clean the man that swallowed you, and kill all the crap before it is too late!
Nobody but you can do that! You have only 5 minutes per level to clean the man's intestine and save the date.
ABOUT THE GAME
- 7 Levels full of "crappy monsters" to defeat.
- Two different modes: Story Mode and Crap Hysteria Mode (NOTE: you have to finish the Story Mode to unlock this mode).
- Two endings (with 2 different FMV.)
- Try to finish the game without swear like a trooper (The Crap Hysteria Mode is REALLY HARD, so we're not responsable of your frustration).

